nostalgiaultra:

brainfried:

niggas just be making up shit on tumblr thats why you cant trust nobody

This post so true. As an astronaut, telling the truth is very important to me. Also my dick is big as fuck!

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We Are Hard On Each Other | Margaret Atwood

betweenpoems:


i

We are hard on each other
and call it honesty,
choosing our jagged truths
with care and aiming them across
the neutral table.

The things we say are
true; it is our crooked
aims, our choices
turn them criminal.

ii

Of course your lies
are more amusing:
you make them new each time.

Your truths, painful and boring
repeat themselves over & over
perhaps because you own
so few of them

iii

A truth should exist,
it should not be used
like this. If I love you

is that a fact or a weapon?

pizzaforpresident:

i saved this in my drafts when i was drunk

pizzaforpresident:

i saved this in my drafts when i was drunk

Tags: pizza

chrek4lyfe:

I figure people would ask him for a reblogable so I made one myself

chrek4lyfe:

I figure people would ask him for a reblogable so I made one myself

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Tags: luv

pizzaforpresident:

ha ha i hate myself and want to die *toothy smile but not really happy emoji*

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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sickntwisted-sonovabitch:

i fucking love dave chappelle

real. talk.

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dope-fiction:

bearvsoctopus:

A good read on the Danny Brown incident. I never really gave it a second thought when I heard about it. I just kinda shrugged and laughed, kinda surprised that it happened but meh. 

I try not to reblog stuff I didn’t write/do or my friends didn’t make, but some things are important to read. Just open your mind a little about this

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